A child's definition:
A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!"
His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?"
The son replied, "I do know!"
"Okay," said the father. "So, Son, what does the Bible mean?"
"That's easy, Daddy. It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.'"
About Me
- hammockprincess
- The most relaxing thing for me is being in my hammock. The gentle swaying takes me to many places - memories of my children (now adults, but always my "children;" places I've been; places I want to visit; dreams I've had, and dreams I have yet to accomplish. One of my dreams has been to share the stories, poems, jokes, wits and wisdoms that were e-mailed to me or that I have collected over the years. I make no claim as to their authenticity because I prefer to believe in fairy tales. It is hoped that these entries will uplift you, humor you, help you pass a dreary day, or give more meaning to your life. Please feel free to share with your friends.
Thanks for the great definition of BIBLE!
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the world of blogdom!! You will be spending even more hours on the computer now so I don't know how much time you will have to swing on your hammock!!
ReplyDeletecute and funny.
ReplyDeleteHugz ... and old freind. :^)
Kim,
ReplyDeletegreat blog. Thanks for sharing.
Jerry