Women's T-shirts observed at Ocean City, Maryland beach.
Child-proofed my house, but they still get in.
I'm still hot. . . It just comes in flashes!
My reality check just bounced.
Life is short. Make fun of it.
I'm not 50. I'm $49.95 plus tax.
Dangerously under-medicated!
My mind works like lightening - one brilliant flash and it's gone.
Everytime I hear the dirty word "exercise," I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
In God We Trust. All others we polygraph.
I'm not fat. I'm just fluffy.
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